‘He’s obviously very proud of his body’: All the weird ways Trump complimented his GOP attack dogs

Dungeons, fictional attorneys and cauliflower ear were all on the president’s mind at his post-impeachment party.

President Donald Trump on Thursday afternoon summoned a squad of his most ardent congressional supporters to the White House for what he described as a “celebration” of his acquittal in the Senate impeachment trial.

Over the course of his impromptu hour-long remarks, the president heaped praise upon his top allies on Capitol Hill — but often focused on lawmakers’ physical attributes and punctuated his compliments with bizarre descriptors and superlatives.

Here are a few of Trump’s weirdest riffs on the elected officials who helped defend his imperiled presidency in recent months. Continue reading.