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‘Dear Leader’ Trump Gets Brutally Mocked On Twitter Over Military Parade Plan

The following article by Ed Mazza was posted on the Huffington Post website February 7, 2018:

“If he wanted to take part in a military parade, maybe he shouldn’t have dodged the draft.”

President Donald Trump reportedly wants a big military parade in Washington.

“The marching orders were: I want a parade like the one in France,” a military official told The Washington Post. “This is being worked at the highest levels of the military.”

On social media, some are comparing Trump’s plans to tout the nation’s arsenal not to the Bastille Day celebration the president saw in Paris last year but rather the massive displays of weaponry seen in North Korea and Moscow, among other places.

Here is some of that reaction:

I have asked the Pentagon to work something up for me based on this concept board I put together

We love the military, and there should absolutely NOT be a military parade in Washington DC.

Oh my god… he wants to be Kim Jong Un… https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentagon-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/02/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206fb7_story.html 

Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

At the president’s direction, officials say they have begun planning a large-scale military event in Washington, inspired by France’s Bastille Day celebration.

washingtonpost.com

The Pentagon plans to scare that nepotistic gluttonous ignorant racist juvenile cult leader Kim Jong-Un with something he’s never seen before:

A peer.

Since people didn’t show up for his inauguration, Trump wants to re-stage it with people who he can order to show up. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentagon-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/02/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206fb7_story.html 

Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

At the president’s direction, officials say they have begun planning a large-scale military event in Washington, inspired by France’s Bastille Day celebration.

washingtonpost.com

Perhaps Dear Leader would settle for a brief Ministry of Silly Walks recital in Lafayette Park.https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentagon-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/02/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206fb7_story.html?utm_term=.a1a591e4a9da 

Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

At the president’s direction, officials say they have begun planning a large-scale military event in Washington, inspired by France’s Bastille Day celebration.

washingtonpost.com

Cool. Just like in North Korea and Russia. But what do we do about those traitors who don’t clap during our Dear Leader’s speech?

Pentagon planning grand military parade for Trump http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/372634-pentagon-planning-grand-military-parade-for-trump-report 

Pentagon planning grand military parade for Trump: report

The Pentagon has reportedly begun planning a military parade at the request of President Trump.

thehill.com

If Dear Leader Trump gets his military parade, it has to be met with marches and protests ten times as impressive in every major city in the United States.

it’s actually really funny that top pentagon officials are being ordered to throw a parade for a reality tv dipshit

Obama wasn’t a King.

Trump isn’t a King either. My side needs to quit treating him like one.

We don’t elect Kings in this country, remember?

No military parade.

Just put Trump in a tank and let him drive around and crush the rose garden for a while, he’s president, he’s earned it

Trump ordered the pentagon to grow him a military parade. Congrats folks, we’ve arrived at fascism.

Trump: I want a big military parade. With a Garfield balloon, like in the Macy’s parade. And a balloon of me, bigger than the Garfield balloon, to show my dominance over Garfield

“And I want Arby’s dropped in on little parachutes”https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentagon-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/02/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206fb7_story.html?utm_term=.5b0343bead17 

Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

At the president’s direction, officials say they have begun planning a large-scale military event in Washington, inspired by France’s Bastille Day celebration.

washingtonpost.com

An ego stroking military parade commissioned by a 5-time draft dodger? How is the Pentagon not incredibly insulted?

I never want to hear about millennials wanting participation trophies ever again. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-marching-orders-to-the-pentagon-plan-a-grand-military-parade/2018/02/06/9e19ca88-0b55-11e8-8b0d-891602206fb7_story.html?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.e6e89753b47b 

Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

At the president’s direction, officials say they have begun planning a large-scale military event in Washington, inspired by France’s Bastille Day celebration.

washingtonpost.com

Can the Mayor of Washington, DC deny him a parade permit? Would be a nice civics lesson to wannabe Dear Leader.

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